The past few days have been full of excitement. I've walked the grand halls of Buckingham Palace and seen my first London show. And there's more excitement to come. Early tomorrow morning I'll set foot in Paris for the first time.

I don't have much to say other than wow, the royalty of today must be thankful to Henry VIII for looting all those monasteries and churches way back in the 16th century. I wonder if he realized that his exploits would fund the lavish households of future kings and queens. Considering his predilection for good looks, perhaps he would have preferred his exploits to fund botox injections for the current royal family.